Wednesday, March 11th 2009

FINALLY

I FINALLY beat the last boss of Cool Video Game. The boulder throwing attack is just nasty! I must've used at least 10 health-o-ritos. The most alarming bit was that I had last saved at the burrito shack when I bought them - the one back in MOONLIGHT CITY.

Can't wait for Cool Video Game 2.

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  • You should try Best Video Game Ever while you're waiting for the sequel. I can honestly say it's probably the best video game I've ever played.
    Futil1ty
    Futil1ty  Level 8
    3/11/2009 5:03 pm
  • Yeah, Best Video Game Ever has one scene where the Stay Pufft Marshmallow Man fights an epic battle against witchaloks.  Stay Pufft actually grabs the MOON and runs it over the Witchaloks.  Turns out the moon is really a Katamari!

    On level 7 you gotta get to the bathroom.  To use the bathroom you need the bathroom key, which is in the nest of the ice phoenix.  To defeat the ice phoenix, you need a fire sword, which you can buy from a travelling merchant.  However the merchant has been kidnapped and is held prisoner in the labyrinth.  You need to get the map for the labyrinth, which is in the sewers, guarded by the rat king.  Once you have the map, you rescue the merchant, and then he'll sell you the fire sword, but he doesn't want money.  He wants a rare blue gem, which is in the desert.  But you need a mine detector, which can be made by the local blacksmith.  However, he'll need you to retrieve a bamboo stick, copper wire, a fusion battery, and a ceramic plate.  One you have the mine detector, you can find the blue gem in the desert, trade it for a fire sword, defeat the ice phoenix, and then open the bathroom. 

    However, by that time you're already wet yourself, so you'll need to buy pants.  The merchant in town is all sold out, so you need to cross the bridge to Dunaway.  But the bridge is out, and ..............
    Stone
    Stone  Level 26JournalistWeblog CommenterIt's All RelativeAlways Right
    3/12/2009 2:03 pm

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