• Pokemon Red
  • -vs-
  • Pokemon Blue
  • Pokemon Blue is better than Pokemon Red
    Overall Comparison
    Pokemon Blue is better because you can catch a Weedle.
    Weedle is way better than Caterpie for a multitude of reasons (all of them based on phalluses).

    Also Pokemon Blue has a Blastoise on the cartridge - Blastoise is a giant turtle with machine guns sticking out of its shell.
    This is, of course, bad-ass.  Charizard is just a freakin' Dragon.
    Dragons are all over the place.

    I can show you like nine lame fantasy books with Dragons on them.
    i defy you to find a lame fantasy book with a Turtle-Monster with shell cannons on the cover.

    Hell yes.
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  • I only agree because blue also gets Meowth.  Sure dragons are overplayed, but giant turtles with guns is nothing new.
    Fact: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamera
    Thats right, Gamera is far better than Blastoise.  Why?  HE EATS FIRE AND HE FLIES!
    Stone
    Stone  Level 26JournalistWeblog CommenterIt's All RelativeAlways Right
    8/12/2009 9:08 am
    • That's lovely - but Gamera is not on a single, fucking Pokemon cartridge.

      ...Yet.
      8/12/2009 12:08 pm
      • That's because as soon as they make a Pokemon-esque game where you can capture the 'ol Tokyo monsters, it's all over for everything else.
        Stone
        Stone  Level 26JournalistWeblog CommenterIt's All RelativeAlways Right
        8/12/2009 2:08 pm
  • What? No way. The protagonist of the first generation is called Red for a reason. It's because Red Version is the best game.
    Japeth
    Japeth  Level 1
    8/12/2009 11:08 pm
    • But if you're playing the Blue version, then his name is Blue, so what does that mean?
      Stone
      Stone  Level 26JournalistWeblog CommenterIt's All RelativeAlways Right
      8/13/2009 8:08 am
      • But only if you are playing Blue version are they referred to as Blue. In say, Gold and Silver, they are clearly referred to as Red when you face them.
        Japeth
        Japeth  Level 1
        8/15/2009 4:08 pm

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